雙語笑話：測(cè)試

The Test

Cannibals captured three men who were lost in the forest．The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial．The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit．So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits．

The first one came back and said to the king，“I brought ten apples．”The king then explained the trial to him．“You have to shove the fruits into your stomach without any expression on your face and you can’t use your teeth or you’ll be eaten．”

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain，so he was killed．

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries．When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy．1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed．

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven．The first one asked，“Why did you laugh，you almost got away with it？”The second one replied，“I couldn’t help it．I saw the third guy coming with pineapples．”

測(cè)試

有三個(gè)在森林里迷路的人被一群食人獸抓住了。食人王對(duì)三個(gè)俘虜說只要他們能通過一個(gè)測(cè)試，就可以活命。測(cè)試的第一步是他們各自到森林里找回十個(gè)相同的果子。于是，三個(gè)人分頭到森林里去找果子。

第一個(gè)人回來后，對(duì)國王說：“我?guī)Щ亓耸畟€(gè)蘋果?！眹蹙桶堰@個(gè)測(cè)試的下面步驟告訴他說：“你必須把這些果子塞進(jìn)自己的胃里，并且臉上不許有任何表情，不準(zhǔn)用牙齒，否則的話，你將被吃掉?！?

他把第一個(gè)蘋果塞進(jìn)去……但要把第二個(gè)也塞進(jìn)去實(shí)在是太痛苦了，他只能放棄，于是被殺死了。

第二個(gè)人帶著十個(gè)草莓回來了，見到國王，國王也向他說了一遍測(cè)試的方法和規(guī)則，這人認(rèn)為自己可以很容易地通過考驗(yàn)。1……2……3……4……5……6……7……8……當(dāng)他正塞第九個(gè)草莓的時(shí)候，突然爆笑起來，結(jié)果他也被殺了。

這兩人在天堂里相見了。第一個(gè)人問道：“你差一點(diǎn)就可以逃脫厄運(yùn)了，怎么突然間笑了起來？”第二個(gè)人答道：“我實(shí)在忍不住了，因?yàn)槲铱匆娢覀兡莻€(gè)同伴拿著十個(gè)菠蘿回來了?！?