雙語(yǔ)笑話：老婦人看病

The Old Lady Fart

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says，“Doctor I have this problem with gas，but it really doesn’t bother me too much．My farts never smell and are always silent．As a matter of fact，I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office．You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent．”The doctor says，“I see，take these pills and come back to see me next week．”

The next week the lady comes back．“Doctor”，she says，“I don’t know what the hell you gave me，but now my farts... although still silent... stink terribly．”The doctor says，“Good！Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses，let’s work on your hearing．”

老婦人看病

一位矮個(gè)子的老婦人來(lái)到醫(yī)生跟前說(shuō)：“醫(yī)生，我有放屁的毛病，不過(guò)還不是太嚴(yán)重，因?yàn)榧葻o(wú)味也無(wú)聲。事實(shí)上，自從我到你辦公室后已放了至少20個(gè)屁。但你肯定不知道，因?yàn)槟慵嚷劜坏揭猜?tīng)不到?！贬t(yī)生說(shuō)：“我知道了，把這些藥帶回去服用，下周復(fù)診。”

第二個(gè)星期，那位老婦人來(lái)了。“醫(yī)生，”她說(shuō)，“我不知道你給我吃的是什么該死的藥，現(xiàn)在我的屁……仍然聽(tīng)不到……但臭不可聞。”醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“很好！既然我們已經(jīng)治好了你的鼻竇炎，下一步該治療你的聽(tīng)力了?！?