聽美劇學英語_生活大爆炸第四季 第3集 (上)
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All right, I'm ready for my next question.
好的 我準備好答下道題目了
In a world where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets, who wins the Second World War?
在一個犀牛被當寵物養(yǎng)的世界中 誰將贏得第二次世界大戰(zhàn)
Uganda. Defend.
烏干達 理由
Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses. A Central African power block is formed, colonizing North Africa and Europe.
肯尼亞會因出口犀牛而崛起 在中非成為一個強大的政權 并殖民統治北非和歐洲
When war breaks out, no one can afford the luxury of a rhino. Kenya withers, Uganda triumphs.
戰(zhàn)爭爆發(fā)后 誰也負擔不起養(yǎng)犀牛的這份奢侈 肯尼亞衰落 烏干達雄起
Correct. My turn.
回答正確 輪到我了
In a world where a piano is a weapon, not a musical instrument, on what does Scott Joplin play "The Maple Leaf Rag"?
在一個鋼琴被當做武器而不是樂器的世界中斯科特?喬普林會用什么來演奏《楓葉爵士》？（美國黑人作曲家及鋼琴家）
Tuned bayonets. Defend.
調諧刺刀 理由
Isn't it obvious? You're right. My apologies.
理由不是顯而易見嗎 你說得對 我的錯
What the hell are you guys playing?
你們倆在玩什么鬼游戲呢
It's a game we invented. It's called Counterfactuals.
這是我們發(fā)明的一個游戲 我們稱它為"反事實游戲"
We postulate an alternate world that differs from ours in one key aspect and then pose questions to each other.
我們假定一個在某關鍵方面不同于這里的世界然后互相就此發(fā)問
It's fun for ages eight to 80. Join us.
本游戲適合8至80歲人士 一起來玩吧
All right. I like a good brainteaser. Give it a whirl.
好吧 我也喜歡腦筋急轉彎 我來試試吧
You're in luck, this is an easy one.
你走運了 這道簡單
In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver, what food is no longer consumed?
在一個人類被高智商巨形海貍統治的世界中哪種食物再也吃不到了
Uh... a BLT where the "B" stands for beaver? I don't know.
BLT培根生菜番茄三明治，其中B代表海貍嗎 我也說不準
Leonard, be serious. We're playing a game here.
萊納德 認真點 我們在玩游戲呢
I can figure this out. Let's see.
我能答出來的 讓我想想
Um, well, beavers eat tree bark. The only tree bark I know that humans consume is cinnamon. So, I'll say cinnamon.
海貍以樹皮喂食 我唯一了解的人類用得著樹皮的食物是肉桂 所以我說是肉桂
Incorrect. Obviously, the answer is cheese Danish. What?
錯誤 答案很明顯是芝士丹麥酥 你說啥
In a world ruled by a giant beaver, mankind builds many dams to please the beaver overlord.The lowlying city of Copenhagen is flooded. Thousands die. Devastated, the Danes never invent their namesake pastry. How does one miss that?
在一個被巨形海貍統治的世界中 人類為取悅海貍的統治會修建許多水壩 哥本哈根因地勢低洼會遭遇洪災 數萬人會死去 更毀滅的是 丹麥人卻從未以自己的名字給糕點命名 怎么會有人連這個都想不到呢
This is ridiculous. You're just making stuff up.
這太荒謬了 你們這是在捏造答案
Is he always like this when he loses? Oh, yes.
他輸的時候總這樣嗎 那當然了
You should've been here for the great giant tantrum of 2008. You bumped the table and you know it.
你要是能目睹08年討論巨形野牛時的景象就好了 你掀的桌子 自己清楚
Perhaps it would be kinder to play a game more suited to his abilities.
或許我們應該玩?zhèn)€更適合他能力的游戲
We'll close our eyes and count to ten while you hide.
等會兒你躲貓貓的時候 我們會閉眼數到10
I'm going to my room.
我回屋了
Very good, Leonard. But next time, don't tell us where you're hiding.
很好 萊納德 但下次你藏哪里無需提前告訴我們
Did you guys see the paper in The American Physics Journal on supersolids?
你們看到《美國物理學報》關于超固體的論文了嗎
It's pretty interesting. This guy's working from a hypothesis where...
"挺有趣的 這個人從假說...
Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert.
劇透警報 劇透警報
What? Don't ruin it for me, man. I printed out a PDF to read on the potty.
咋了 別提前爆料 我為了邊蹲便壺邊看把PDF文件都打出來了
On the potty? What are you, five?
便壺 你多大了 五歲嗎
It's a potty. What do you call it? Toilet.
就是便便的地方嘛 不然你說該叫什么 廁所
That's a little vulgar for the dinner table, don't you think?
晚飯桌上這么叫不覺得有點粗俗了嗎
Oh, and "potty" is okay?
那"便壺"就不俗了嗎
"Potty" is innocent. "Potty" is adorable.
“便壺”多純真 多可愛啊
What do you do in the potty, weewee?
那你去便便的地方干啥 噓噓嗎
If I don't have to boomboom.
如果我不必"嘣嘣"（大便）的話
Greetings. You all remember Amy Farrah Fowler.
各位好 你們都記得艾米?菲拉?福勒吧
Nice to see you. Hello.
見到你很高興 你好
Sorry we're late. I must take responsibility. I had to stop for feminine hygiene supplies.
抱歉我們遲到了 對此我必須得承擔責任 我不得不半路上買點女性衛(wèi)生用品
Aha. Okay. I believe she's experiencing her menses.
這樣啊 了解 我認為她正在經期當中
Actually, I'm not. In order to avoid surprises, I wear them all the time.
實際上 還沒到時候 但為了避免意外 我得時刻帶著衛(wèi)生巾
Aha. Okay. "Toilet's" sounding pretty good now, huh?
理解 非常了解 廁所現在聽起來順耳多了是吧
Hey, look, it's Shamy. Shamy? A juvenile amalgamation of our names.
瞧啊 這不是謝米嘛 謝米 一個幼稚地混合我們名字的做法而已
Sheldon, Amy Shamy.
謝爾頓 艾米 "謝米"
Oh. I don't like that. Don't do that.
這樣啊 我不喜歡 以后別這么叫了
All righty. What's new?
好吧 有什么新鮮事嗎
Well, just recently, I learned that you refer to us as Shamy, and I don't like that.
我剛才得知你稱呼我們?yōu)?quot;謝米" 而我并不喜歡
I got it. But what I was going for was, you know, how's your life?
我了解了 但我想問的其實是你生活上的新鮮事
Like everybody else's. Subject to entropy, decay and eventual death.
跟普通人沒什么兩樣 經歷著萬物的成長 衰敗和最終的死亡
Thank you for asking. Why is she not taking our order?
謝謝你的問候 為何她還沒有給我們點餐呢
I should've warned you, one has to navigate a labyrinth of social nonsense before one can be fed here.
我應該提前通知你的 如果想在這里用餐前必須要經歷連串繁雜而無用的寒暄
Really? I assumed an establishment called the Cheesecake Factory would function more efficiently.
是嗎 我以為既然起名叫芝士"工廠"做事就能更有效率呢
It's how they lure you in. I believe it's called "bait and switch."
那是它們誘騙你來的伎倆 我想這應該稱為"誘餌推銷法"
Okay, I'm just gonna walk away, 'cause... I don't want to be here.
好吧 我還是遁走好了 因為我不想待在這了
So, this is nice. First time we've all gotten together to eat.
這真不錯啊 我們第一次齊聚一堂來吃頓飯
You're right, he's a festival of humdrum chitchat.
你說得對 他果然在進行無聊的飯前寒暄
Okay, that's all I got. Howard, you're up.
好吧 我沒轍了霍華德 你上
Um... tell us about your work, Amy.
談談你的工作吧 艾米
I doubt you'd understand. Sheldon tells me you only have a master's degree.
我懷疑你聽不聽得懂 謝爾頓告訴我你只有個碩士學位
Raj, do you have any questions for Amy?
拉杰 你有沒有問題問艾米
I'm curious as to why we're not eating alone.
我很好奇我們怎么不單獨吃飯
They can't function without me. I'm the social glue that holds this little group together.
他們離不開我 我是凝聚這個小團體的粘合劑
You're welcome.
不用謝我
Listen, can I talk to you about your girlfriend?
我能跟你談談你的女朋友嗎
She's not my girlfriend. She's a girl and she's my friend, but there's no touching or unsanitary exchange of saliva. Got it.
她不是我的女朋友 她是女生也是我朋友 但絕對沒有觸摸或不潔的交換唾液 明白
Although, for the record, on one occasion, she licked her thumb to remove raspberry jelly from the corner of my mouth. It's an action we both regret to this day. Uhhuh.
不過倒是有一次 她舔了一下拇指然后幫我抹掉嘴角上的樹莓果凍 我們今天都為此后悔不已 明白
Anyway, I'm not sure she's the best fit for our little how should we call it rebel alliance.
不過 我覺得她不太適合我們這個怎么說呢 反抗軍（星球大戰(zhàn)）
Oh, I never identified with the rebel alliance. Despite their tendency to build Death Stars, I've always been more of an empire man.
我一直不認同反抗軍盡管他們想建造死亡星球 我一直支持銀河帝國
Yeah, not my point.
那不是我想說的
I know what your point is. You're intimidated by Amy's intellect. To that I say, buck up.
我知道你想說什么 你們被艾米的智慧嚇著了 我只能說 振作點
Okay, let me just get right to it. Amy is judgmental, sanctimonious and frankly... just obnoxious.
我直接說吧 艾米很愛批評人 假正經 而且很討人厭
So? So we already have you for all that.
那又如何 我們已經要忍受這樣一個你了
Are you suggesting I terminate my relationship with Amy?
你這是建議我停止和艾米交往嗎
No, no, of course not. Just have your relationship someplace else.
不 當然不是 只是去別的地方交往
May I point out that for eight long months, I suffered in silence as your female companion filled our apartment with her offkey country music caterwauling,
那我可得指出我忍氣吞聲整整八個月 忍受你女朋友在咱家大聲唱跑調的鄉(xiāng)村音樂
the unappetizing spectacle of her grinding a pumice stone against her calloused feet in our living room,
毫不知羞地在咱客廳用浮石磨長滿老繭的腳
and night after night of uninformative TV documentaries about the Jersey Shore.
一夜接一夜地看毫無內涵的電視劇《澤西海灘》
Suffered in silence? Yes. And I'd thank you to do the same.
忍氣吞聲 沒錯 我希望你也能這么做
Real Silence?!
有沒有搞錯 忍氣吞聲
Nothing makes beer taste better than cool clear Rocky Mountain spring water.
落基山脈清涼的泉水最能帶出啤酒的味道
Where are the Rocky Mountains, anyway? Philadelphia.
話說 落基山脈在哪啊 費城（實際不是）
Really? I thought they were out West someplace.
真的嗎 我以為在西部呢
Think about it, Raj. Where did the movie Rocky take place?
這樣想 拉杰 電影《洛奇》的故事發(fā)生在哪里
Philadelphia. Okay, now I get it.
費城 我明白了
So this is the plan? From now on, we're just gonna hide out in here to avoid the Shamy?
這就是咱的計劃嗎 從今天起我們就藏這里躲避謝米嗎
I'm very comfortable here.
我覺得這里很舒服
Penny, dear, why don't you shoot another silver bullet my way? Get one yourself.
佩妮親愛的 再給我來一劑"萬靈彈"吧 自己拿去
Ooh, somebody's been taking bitchy pills.
某人吃了潑婦藥哦
God, he's an ass when he drinks.
老天 他喝了酒真混蛋
Oh, he's an ass when he doesn't. You just don't hear it.
他沒喝酒也混蛋 你只是沒聽到
Think we need to start entertaining the possibility that the Shamy could go on for years.
我們得考慮謝米戀發(fā)展數年的可能性
Well, if that's the case, Penny will have to get satellite TV and maybe once a week run a vacuum through this place.
那樣的話 佩妮得裝衛(wèi)星電視而且每周吸一吸灰塵
I thought you were going to talk to Sheldon.
你不是要跟謝爾頓談嗎
I did. Well, what'd he say?
談了 他怎么說
Well, he pointed out that he kinda sorta had to... put up with you. Kinda sorta had to?
他指出他過去有點必須忍受你 有點必須
I didn't agree with him.
我沒同意他的說法
Well, you defended me, right?
你幫我反駁了吧
I tried, but... he made a fairly wellreasoned argument. You're not doing that right. What?
我試了 不過他說的理由太充分了 你磨得不對 什么
Gimme. No. Trust me. No! I do this for my mom all the time. See? With the grain.
給我 不要 相信我 不要 我一直幫我媽磨腳 看到沒 要順著紋路摩
Wow, that is better.
哇 確實好很多
And someday, when you have varicose veins, I'll show you how to massage them.
改天你要是得了靜脈曲張 我再教你怎么推拿
Oh, God, never again.
天吶 沒有下次了
I assume by "never again," you mean never again will you drink all of Penny's beer, then run down to the gas station for a couple of 40s, a box of Slim Jims and the latest issue of Bombay Badonkadonks.
你的"沒有下次"應該是指不再喝完佩妮的啤酒后跑去加油站買兩瓶40s啤酒一盒肉條，還有最新一期的《孟買美妞翹臀》吧
I was homesick.
人家想家了嘛
The highlight of the evening was when you showed us your Bollywood break dancing skills.
當晚最精彩的就是你展示你的寶萊塢霹靂舞技
That's very offensive.
你這樣很沒禮貌
Yeah, we all thought so.
沒錯 我們當時也這么想
Oh, no. What? It's John and Yoko. More like Yoko and Yoko.
暈 怎么了 約翰和洋子來了（列儂夫婦） 更像洋子和洋子
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