英語笑話（雙語）15 我沒有把藥吃下去
我沒有把藥吃下去
A fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had beensuffering from constipation, so the doctor providedhim with some suppositories.
有位理解能力相當遲緩的老兄一直為便秘所苦，因此醫(yī)生給他一些利腸的栓劑。
A week later, the patient came back to tell the doctor that his condition had not improved.
一星期后病人回來告訴醫(yī)生，他的狀況尚未改進。
"I'm amazed," said the doctor. " Have you been taking the medicine I prescribed for you?"
“我覺得好奇怪，”醫(yī)生說。“你有沒有采用我開給你的藥方呢?”
"What do you think I've been doing, shoving it up my ass?"
“你以為我做什么呢?難道要我把它們都塞進屁股里嗎?”
1.provided with 提供
例句：His new friends provided him with valuableadvice and helped him to develop his writing style.
他的新朋友們向他提出了有價值的建議，幫助他發(fā)展了自己的寫作風格。
2.A week later 一周后
例句：About a week later, the scene repeated itself.
大約一個星期后，這一幕又再次重演了。
3.take medicine 吃藥
例句：Her doctor says she has to rest and take medicine twice a day.
醫(yī)生說她必須休息， 并且每天要吃兩次藥。
4.shove it up 塞進
例句：When they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middleof the night and shove it up your behind!
當他們給你雞湯時，你最好還是聽話喝完，否則她們會半夜里幫你灌腸呢!
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