艾倫脫口秀384:飛躍瘋人院

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We are back with Brad Pitt.and so Brad I have to thank you in person for doing this

我們回來和Brad Pitt繼續(xù)聊 Brad 我要以個人名義感謝你今天過來

So we moved here a couple of years ago,we've been on this lot a couple of years

我們幾年前搬到這里 我們在這里幾年了

And it's great lot to be on Warner Bros' lab as you know,you've been here

能在華納兄弟的攝影棚實在太好了 你懂的 你來過這兒

And Clooney's,George Clooney's bungalow is right next door and we were trying to get him over here for months

George Clooney的小屋就在隔壁 我們試了好幾個月想讓他過來

Like nine months I think,we were trying to get George Clooney to do a walk on and for me to see

應該是9個月 我們想讓George Clooney來客串一下

I couldn't get him,we tried everything,so I ask you when we were talking via remote

我沒法叫他過來 我們所有辦法都試了 所以我們遠程對話的時候 我問過你

and you gave me some really good advice.we have a little package and this is how it happened,you actually helped this happen

你給了我一些好建議 接下來的事情經(jīng)過 你讓這件事成真

We need George Clooney.Get a bunch of Chippendales,give it some time.he is yours,make one of them blonde.All right

我們需要George Clooney 叫幾個Chippendales脫衣舞男來 花點時間 然后他就是你的了 記得要有一個金發(fā)的 沒問題

What about Brad Pitt,why did he do it and what do you do to him now

Brad Pitt怎么樣了 他為什么要那么說 你對他做了什么

I called him after I heard and I said nothing in your life is safe

我聽說以后給他打電話 我說 你小子以后可要小心了

He will do,I'm glad I could be of help.But he will go after my children,this guy

他說的是真的 很高興我能幫上忙 但他會找我孩子下手的 這家伙

I haven't been able to sleep since.Now let me ask you this

我從此睡不著覺了 現(xiàn)在我要問你

I have a niece who's 3 hand half year's old,3 years old,she is about 5

我有一個3歲半的侄女 再不就是3歲 不對是5歲

she's either 2 or 5,anyway she's precious.and so,she's 2,2 and a half,I don't see her often.but the thing is when I do,that's Eva right there

她不是2歲就是5歲 她是個小寶貝 她2歲 2歲半 我不常見她 但是問題是 這就是我侄女Eva

She is precious and I,and I love her like crazy,but the energy with one child that I visit occasionally

她是個小寶貝 我非常非常愛她 我的精力只夠偶爾看望一個孩子

I just,I really don't understand you have six of them,right?yeah,Did you ever see the movie Cuckoo's Nest

我其實不理解你有六個孩子 對吧 你看過電影《飛躍瘋人院》嗎

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