艾倫脫口秀301:找話題跟別人聊天
where's your mother? where's your mother? My mother's right there
你媽媽呢 你媽媽在哪兒呢 我媽媽就在那兒啊
There she is,she is here. Hi,I've asked every time,I know
在那 她今天來了 您好 每一次我都問 我知道
Please where's your mother?she's never been here for taping
請問媽媽在哪兒呢 她從來沒到這里錄過節(jié)目
The other day I drove in,there's all sorts of police
那天我正開車進來 好多的警察
There's all sorts of lines to get into the building.oh,the first lady is on her tour
很多人排隊準(zhǔn)備進這棟樓 才發(fā)現(xiàn)原來是第一夫人來訪了
And I get my car scanned and unlocked here,we work here
然后我刷完卡 并準(zhǔn)備開車去我工作的地方
And I looked into my rearview mirrow and there's your mother
我無意中看了下后視鏡 猛的發(fā)現(xiàn)你媽了
And I went,oh,she's here for first lady,will she be here for the first nerd?you know
我想著 啊 她是來看第一夫人的 那她會去看第一書呆子嗎 你懂的
And you are!Thank you!And she is,she loves you.I love her,she loves you.
您今天還真的來了 太謝謝了 對啊 她很愛你 我也愛她 她很愛你
When she hear you're gonna be here she said,cause she doesn't come all the time
當(dāng)她知道你要來的時候就說過了 畢竟她不是經(jīng)常露臉的
she does a lot but she doesn't come all the time and of course,you know the first lady
來是來 不會期期都出現(xiàn) 比如說第一夫人來了
she's gonna be here for that,she has to come,I understand,she has to
她就會賞個臉過來看看 這個必須來看的 我懂 必須的
your mother must be so proud of your success.How is your mom
你媽媽一定為你成功感到驕傲 媽媽最近好嗎
she's great,she's great,she is very,she enjoys talking to people more than I do
我媽挺好的 她很 她比我健談
So when they come to her and talk about the show,No! I love people.
所以 當(dāng)別人和她聊起我的節(jié)目時 不是那個意思 我愛大家
But it's just,I'm shy or cantankerous,I don't know
人家只是害羞或者脾氣不好 我自己也不太清楚
But my mother is very friendly.So she loves this new-found reason to talk to people,you know.
不過我媽媽確實很友善 她總能找到一些新話題去跟別人聊天
Maybe it sounds desperate,doesn't it?Idon't need it like that
聽上去她像祥林嫂 是吧 我就不會這樣
No,I mean she just enjoys saying hi.and talking about her son and his work
反正她就是喜歡跟人聊天 聊聊她兒子以及他的工作
And working you into the conversation somehow,yes.well,they work it for her typically,you know
不知不覺也把你引入對話中了 是的 你知道的 主要是別人讓她聊的
But she won't,she doesn't poopoo it.she likes it happen,bring it on.
但是她不會 她不會去拒絕這個話題 正和她意 隨便聊
yeah,so when they hear the name Pasons,they'll like Oh,any relation,right away
當(dāng)他們說到Parsons的時候 會馬上問 他還有其他兄弟姐妹嗎
