地道美語聽力播客584:CPR考試

喬伊斯：你躺在地板上。

Steve: Why?

史蒂芬：為什么?

Joyce: I have to practice for my CPR exam tomorrow. I'm taking it so I can get my CPR certification. Lie down please.

喬伊斯：我明天必須要去參加心肺復蘇術的考試，我現在得進行復習，這樣我好拿到心肺復蘇救生人員證書。你就快躺下吧。

Steve: Okay, okay. Now what do I do?

史蒂芬：好，好吧。那你現在想讓我干嘛？

Joyce: You just lie there and pretend to be unresponsive, like you're in cardiac arrest. Okay,I need to determine your heart rate and if you're breathing or not. Then, I check to see that your airway isn't blocked.

喬伊斯：你就躺在那里就行，并且要裝作沒有知覺，就像心跳停止一樣。就這樣，我需要檢測你的心率，來確定你是否還有呼吸。然后我還要檢查你的氣道是否堵塞。

Steve: Hey, get your fingers out of my mouth!

史蒂芬：嘿，把你的手從我嘴里拿出來。

Joyce: Lie still! You're lucky I don't have to administer artificial respiration.

喬伊斯：你躺著別動啊!你已經夠走幸運了，不用我對你進行人工呼吸。

Steve: Thank God for small favors!

史蒂芬：我得感謝上帝賜給我的小恩惠啊!

Joyce: But I do need to practice restoring your circulation by doing chest compressions.

喬伊斯：但是我確實需要練習胸外按壓來恢復你身體的血液循環(huán)。

Steve: Ouch, that hurts!

史蒂芬：哎喲!好疼啊!

Joyce: You're supposed to be unresponsive, remember? Hold still while I get the defibrillator.

喬伊斯：你本應該沒有反應的，知道嗎？你要堅持住啊，你應該是沒有反應的，記得不?堅持住，我去拿電擊器。

Steve: Oh, no, you don't! From now on, as far as you're concerned, I'm a case of do not resuscitate!

史蒂芬：哦，不要，不要拿了吧!從現在起，就你而言，我已經是無法救治的病人了!