知行哈哈糖(笑話集錦)-生活類philosophy test

<p>[ti:未知]<br /> [ar:]<br /> [al:]<br /> [by:]<br /> [00:02.50]知行英語<br /> [00:07.22]Listen and Share<br /> [00:15.38]A philosophy test  哲學考試<br /> [00:27.56]詞匯掃描<br /> [00:31.60]philosophy  哲學<br /> [00:36.37]prove to somebody that  向某人證明某事<br /> [00:43.12]scribble out  信手寫來，匆匆寫下<br /> [00:49.87]dissertation  論文，論述<br /> [01:05.58]A philosophy professor warned the class<br /> [01:08.52]he was going to give them a test.<br /> [01:10.94]When the day came he entered the classroom,<br /> [01:14.28]wordlessly placed his chair on the table and,<br /> [01:18.41]turning to the blackboard, wrote,<br /> [01:20.79]"Prove to me this chair does not exist."<br /> [01:24.73]Most of the nervous student<br /> [01:26.49]began intently scribbling out long dissertations.<br /> [01:30.99]But one member of the class wrote down just two words,<br /> [01:35.96]and then handed his paper to the teacher.<br /> [01:39.37]The professor had to smile when he read the student's answer:<br /> [01:44.15]"What chair?"<br /> [01:48.88]中文大意<br /> [02:28.99]逐句對照<br /> [02:33.13]A philosophy professor warned the class<br /> [02:36.92]he was going to give them a test.<br /> [02:44.35]When the day came he entered the classroom,<br /> [02:47.61]wordlessly placed his chair on the table and,<br /> [02:51.92]turning to the blackboard, wrote,<br /> [03:03.04]"Prove to me this chair does not exist."<br /> [03:10.83]Most of the nervous students<br /> [03:12.37]began intently scribbling out long dissertations.<br /> [03:22.07]But one member of the class wrote down just two words,<br /> [03:26.95]and then handed his paper to the teacher.<br /> [03:34.33]The professor had to smile when he read the student's answer:<br /> [03:38.95]"What chair?"<br /> [03:50.83]多學一點<br /> [03:54.81]philosophy  哲學<br /> [03:58.13]prove  證明，證實<br /> [04:01.26]prove to somebody + that<br /> [04:09.19]I shall prove to you that the witness is not speaking the truth.<br /> [04:23.20]scribble<br /> [04:35.58]The child loves to scribble with a pencil.<br /> [04:43.66]dissertation  專題論述，長篇學術(shù)論文<br /> [04:47.92]dissertation<br /> [05:01.09]重新聽一次故事原文<br /> [05:04.03]A philosophy professor warned the class<br /> [05:06.70]he was going to give them a test.<br /> [05:09.30]When the day came he entered the classroom,<br /> [05:12.68]wordlessly placed his chair on the table and,<br /> [05:16.93]turning to the blackboard, wrote,<br /> [05:19.28]"Prove to me this chair does not exist."<br /> [05:23.35]Most of the nervous students<br /> [05:25.01]began intently scribbling out long dissertations.<br /> [05:29.78]But one member of the class wrote down just two words,<br /> [05:34.32]and then handed his paper to the teacher.<br /> [05:38.08]The professor had to smile when he read the student's answer:<br /> [05:42.66]"What chair?"<br /> [05:49.25]關(guān)鍵詞<br /> [05:51.60]philosophy  哲學<br /> [05:56.12]prove to somebody that  向某人證明某事<br /> [06:02.99]scribble out  信手寫來，匆匆寫下<br /> [06:09.27]dissertation  論文，論述<br /> [06:23.10]謝謝收聽<br /> [06:35.38]知行提示</p>

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