雙語(yǔ)黑色笑話(huà)：889　It's for the funeral 這是為葬禮準(zhǔn)備的

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

889　It's for the funeral 這是為葬禮準(zhǔn)備的

An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. Suddenly, the old man opens his eyes and croaks: “I must be dreaming of heaven! I smell your grandmother's cookie!” “No, grandfather, you are not dreaming. Grandmother is baking cookie now.” “I know I will never have another taste of her delicious cookie after this one. Could you please go down and get me a piece?” The old man begs with what is left of his final breath. One of the grandchildren is immediately dispatched to honor the old man's last request. After a long time, he returns empty handed. “I'm very sorry, grandfather, but she says it's for the funeral.”

一個(gè)老人躺在他臨終的病床上。他的周?chē)撬淖优?、孫子孫女和比較年長(zhǎng)的曾孫，含著眼淚為這個(gè)長(zhǎng)壽而高產(chǎn)的老人送終。突然，他睜開(kāi)眼睛用沙啞的聲音說(shuō)：“我一定是夢(mèng)見(jiàn)天堂了，我聞到你奶奶的餅干香味?！薄安?，爺爺，你不是做夢(mèng)。奶奶是在做餅干?！崩先擞盟詈蟮囊豢跉馄蚯笳f(shuō)：“你能不能下去替我拿一塊？我知道，吃完這一塊，我就再也吃不到你奶奶做的美味的餅干了?！彼囊粋€(gè)孫子馬上去滿(mǎn)足這個(gè)老人最后的請(qǐng)求。過(guò)了好久，他空手回來(lái)了?！皩?duì)不起，爺爺。奶奶說(shuō)這是為葬禮準(zhǔn)備的?！?