英語(yǔ)笑話 - 老人篇：605　You were coughing in your sleep 你睡覺(jué)的時(shí)候在咳嗽

英語(yǔ)笑話

605　You were coughing in your sleep 你睡覺(jué)的時(shí)候在咳嗽

After my first child was born, my mother came to stay with me for a few weeks to help out, but I still woke up whenever the baby made the slightest sound during the night. One morning, I groggily asked my mom, “How long before I stop hearing every noise the baby makes?” Mom was obviously only half-listening. “Honey, are you coming down with something?” she asked. “You were coughing in your sleep.”

我生了第一個(gè)孩子以后，我媽媽到我家來(lái)住幾個(gè)星期照顧月子。但是，晚上即使小嬰孩發(fā)出最細(xì)微的聲音，我也會(huì)醒過(guò)來(lái)。一天早上，我虛弱地問(wèn)媽媽：“還要過(guò)多久我才會(huì)聽(tīng)不見(jiàn)孩子發(fā)出的聲音？”媽媽顯然沒(méi)有認(rèn)真在聽(tīng)。她問(wèn)我：“寶貝，你是不是病了？你睡覺(jué)的時(shí)候在咳嗽?！?