美國(guó)流行笑話：We adopted 我們的孩子是領(lǐng)養(yǎng)的

140　We adopted 我們的孩子是領(lǐng)養(yǎng)的

Our catering manager lacks certain social skills—like knowing when to keep her mouth shut. While discussing a baby christening party with a young couple, she told the mother, “You look like you've lost most of your pregnancy weight.” “Thanks,” came the clenched-teeth reply. “We adopted.”

我們的酒席承包經(jīng)理缺乏一些社交技巧，比如什么時(shí)候不應(yīng)該說(shuō)話。當(dāng)她和一對(duì)年輕的夫婦討論嬰兒施洗聚會(huì)的時(shí)候，她對(duì)那個(gè)媽媽說(shuō)：“看起來(lái)你懷孕時(shí)增加的體重大部分都減下去了。”對(duì)方咬著牙齒說(shuō)：“謝謝。我們的孩子是領(lǐng)養(yǎng)的。”