英語幽默故事精粹（帶翻譯）：森林之火

One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. "Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened."

"Does that mean," asked the other, "that they make ashes of themselves?"
 

森林之火

一名婦女向她最好的朋友大談雄性動物的特性：“丈夫們就像是森林里的火，一不注意，他們就會燃燒起來。”

“那是不是意味著，”另一個問道，“他們將自己燒成灰燼?”