英語冷笑話：The Perfect Son 完美的兒子

　　B: Does he smoke?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: Does he drink whiskey?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: Does he ever come home late?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

　　A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

　　A：我有一個很完美的兒子。

　　B：他抽煙嗎?

　　A：不抽。

　　B：他喝威士忌酒嗎?

　　A：不喝。

　　B：他會不會很晚回家?

　　A：不會。

　　B：我想你確實有一個完美兒子。那他多大了?

　　A：下個星期三就滿6個月了。