英語(yǔ)幽默 ：結(jié)婚禮物（雙語(yǔ)）

　　Congratulations on our anniversary, "honey"! Here'syour gift - a septoc tank for the shit that comes outeverytime you open your mouth!

　　慶祝我們的結(jié)婚紀(jì)念日，“親愛(ài)的”!這是你的禮物 - 一個(gè)用來(lái)裝廢話的化糞池，裝你每次張嘴開(kāi)口說(shuō)的話!

　　They had both turned 60, divorce had been divertednumerous times, and now Randy felt invincible

　　他們倆都60了，離婚已無(wú)數(shù)次，現(xiàn)在蘭迪覺(jué)得自己無(wú)敵了