英語(yǔ)幽默笑話：鳥(niǎo)窩與頭發(fā)

鳥(niǎo)窩與頭發(fā)

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.

"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.

"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.

"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .

"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

我姐姐是一位小學(xué)老師。一次一個(gè)學(xué)生告訴她說(shuō)一只鳥(niǎo)兒在教室外 的樹(shù)上壘了個(gè)窩。

“是什么鳥(niǎo)呢?”我姐姐問(wèn)她。

“我沒(méi)看到鳥(niǎo)兒，老師，只看到鳥(niǎo)窩。”那孩子回答說(shuō)。

“那么，你能給我們描述一下這個(gè)鳥(niǎo)巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵(lì)她道。

“哦，老師，就像你的頭發(fā)一樣。”

Notes:(1) inform v.告訴(2) nest n.窩;巢(3) description n.描述(4) encourage v.鼓勵(lì)(5) resemble v. 相似;類似