英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：專(zhuān)注打球

福特斯克太太越來(lái)越擔(dān)心，

Her husband had left for a round of golf early in the morning and by mid-afternoon he still wasn't home.

因?yàn)樗壬辉绯鋈ゴ蚋郀柗蚯颍较挛缛狞c(diǎn)都還沒(méi)回家，

Evening came and Mr.Fortesque still hadn't returned.

甚至到傍晚也還不見(jiàn)人影。

The lady was just about to call the police when she heard her husband's car pulling into the drive way,

福特斯克太太正要打電話(huà)報(bào)警就聽(tīng)到她先生開(kāi)車(chē)回來(lái)了。

Rushing outside, she told her husband, "Darling, I was so worried about you. What kept you?"

她沖出門(mén)外，向她先生說(shuō)道："親愛(ài)的，我一整天都在擔(dān)心你，是什么事把你耽擱了?"

"Charlie had a heart attack on the fourth hole."

“查理在第四洞時(shí)心臟病發(fā)作。”

"Oh, my goodness, that's terrible!"

“喔，天哪，真可怕!”

"You're telling me! All day long it was shoot the ball, drag Charlie, shoot the ball, drag Charlie . . . . "

“那還用你說(shuō)嗎!-整天我都一邊打球，一邊拉查理，一會(huì)兒打球，一會(huì)兒拖查理，……