英語(yǔ)笑話：幫助

 

A：救命呀!!我溺水了!

B: Dont worry! Just do exactly as I say and youll be fine!

B：別擔(dān)心!照我說(shuō)的做，你會(huì)沒(méi)事的!

B: Breathe air into your lungs instead of water!

B：你要吸空氣，不要吸水進(jìn)到肺部呀!

A: I cant! I dont think!

A：不行呀。。。我不認(rèn)為。。。

A: GlueGlueGlue

A：咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕(不斷嗆水中。。)

Disappeared

(在水中沉沒(méi)了。。)

B: If he isnt going to accept my help, why did he ask?

B：他都不接收我的幫助，干嘛要問(wèn)我呀?