雙語幽默笑話：爸爸寫的遺囑

My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. At a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for mother, but the family home would go to us five children if she remarried.

我爸比我媽大14歲，最近一直在寫遺囑。一次家宴上，他告訴我們說他為母親以后的生活作好了安排，但如果她改嫁的話，家里的房子將歸我們五個孩子所有。

"I don't want another S.O.B. toasting his shins(小腿骨) around my fireplace," he explained.

“我可不愿意另外哪個狗娘養(yǎng)的在我的火爐旁烤他的狗腿，”他解釋道。

With a sly grin, Mother cracked, "What makes you think I'd marry another S.O.B?"

媽媽狡猾地咧了咧嘴，譏誚道：“你怎么認為我會再嫁給一個狗娘養(yǎng)的?”