雙語幽默笑話：良好的心愿

良好的心愿
 

One day a boy came to his teacher and said:"Teacher，my dad wants to know if you like roast pig.”

一天有個(gè)男孩去對(duì)他老師說:“老師，我爸想知道你是不是愛吃烤豬肉。”

"I certainly do，”said the teacher, "And you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.”

“當(dāng)然口，”老師說，“去告訴你父親，多謝他想著我。”

Days passed，and nothing more was said about the roast pig.

好幾天過去了，男孩再?zèng)]提起烤豬肉的事兒。

Finally the teacher said to the boy，“I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.”

最后老師對(duì)男孩說:“我以為你父親要給我送點(diǎn)烤豬肉來呢。”

"Yes，"said the boy，“He did intend to，but the pig got well.”

“是啊，”孩子說，“他是這么想的，可后來豬病好了。”