[雙語]謀殺你時間的6種網絡習慣

The SNS Fugue
神游社交網站

Oh, SNS, we couldn`t do anything without you. But I`m not talking about your normal visits during work hours. There is a different, darker SNS that comes out late at night, when you start searching for all of your ex-girlfriends and clicking to see if any of them have changed their last names recently. This is the dark side, and it will attack you and make you feel like a Saturday on the couch with scattered tissues lying around your nearly lifeless body.
噢，社交網站, 我們不能沒有你。在工作時間，正常訪問社交網站并不是我要談論的內容。我想要說的是它們的陰暗面。在深夜里，你開始在上面搜尋自己的歷任女友，想知道她們當中有沒有人已經結婚時，陰暗面便降臨了。它會狠狠的打擊你，那感覺很糟：就如同你在某個周六萎靡不振地蜷在沙發(fā)上，周圍散亂地堆著餐巾紙一樣。