英語(yǔ)笑話(huà):對(duì)歷史不很了解

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detect查明、測(cè)出，mental智力的，deficiency缺陷、不足，confess承認(rèn)

笑話(huà)原文】

Don’t Know Much about History

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."

" Well, What sort of question?"

"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'”

Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example, would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

中文譯文】

對(duì)歷史不很了解

“醫(yī)生，你能不能告訴我，”鮑勃問(wèn)，“對(duì)于一個(gè)看上去很正常的人，你是怎樣判斷出他有智力缺陷的呢?”

“再?zèng)]有比這容易的了，”醫(yī)生回答，“問(wèn)他一個(gè)簡(jiǎn)單的問(wèn)題，簡(jiǎn)單到所有人都知道答案，如果他回答得不干脆，那你就知道是怎么回事了。”

“那要問(wèn)什么樣的問(wèn)題呢?”

“嗯，你可以這樣問(wèn)，‘庫(kù)克船長(zhǎng)環(huán)球旅行了三次，但是在其中一次的途中他去世了，是哪一次呢?’”

鮑勃想了一會(huì)兒，緊張的回答道，“你就不能問(wèn)另外一個(gè)問(wèn)題嗎?坦率地說(shuō)，我對(duì)歷史了解的不是很多。”

詞匯講解】

1.detect查明、測(cè)出/發(fā)現(xiàn)某人干壞事：detect a thief查出一個(gè)竊賊;detect a student cheating當(dāng)場(chǎng)逮住一個(gè)學(xué)生作弊。

2. mental智力的，腦力的/內(nèi)心的：a mental test智力檢測(cè); mantal labor腦力勞動(dòng);mental anguish內(nèi)心的痛苦;mental calculation心算。

3. deficiency缺陷、不足/短缺：a deficiency of intellect 才智的缺乏;a deficiency of 100 pounds100鎊的短缺。

4. “that puts you on the track”字面上是“路子對(duì)頭”的意思，根據(jù)上下文理解，就是“你就明白了”

5. sort種類(lèi)。People of every sort and kind came here.來(lái)這兒的三教九流都有。

6.confess承認(rèn)，坦白。可作及物與不及物動(dòng)詞。The man refused to confess his crime.那人拒不認(rèn)罪。