《柯南脫口秀》第130期:如何快速賺錢
And then it surprised him when it told other crows and it could point out in a crowd.It was like that dude's cool.That dude's cool.That's the dude. 當(dāng)它告訴其它烏鴉 并能在一群人中認(rèn)出他時(shí) 他覺(jué)得很驚訝 像是 那人很酷 那人很酷 就是那哥們
Then those crows spread the word to even more crows.They're like,that's the man who Jonathan. 然后那些烏鴉告訴了更多的烏鴉 他們說(shuō) 那就是欺負(fù)了喬納森的人
That doesn't sound crazy because we also recognize other human faces. 聽(tīng)起來(lái)也沒(méi)有那么瘋狂 因?yàn)槲覀円材苷J(rèn)出別人的臉
That would be teh equivalent of us recognizing an individual crow's face.Like there he is. 那就相當(dāng)于我們認(rèn)出了一只烏鴉的臉 它在那呢
That's the one who stole my window sill pie. 是它偷走了我窗臺(tái)上的派
So don't mess with crows because they're smart and they hold and groups of crows are called murders. 所以不要惹毛烏鴉 因?yàn)樗鼈兒苈斆?會(huì)記仇 一群烏鴉就是謀殺犯
You know what groups of people are called?Groups.I'll tell you who else holds a .Crow Zimmerman. 你知道一群人叫什么嗎 人群 我告訴你誰(shuí)還會(huì)記仇吧 齊默曼烏鴉
Now I got a grudge against google because I still can't remember my original question. 現(xiàn)在我記仇谷歌了 因?yàn)槲疫€是記不起我開(kāi)始要問(wèn)的問(wèn)題了
Google is amazing,but the suggestions are too distracting.How to lose weight?Is that what you're going to ask? 谷歌很棒 但是建議太令人分心了 如何減肥 你要問(wèn)這個(gè)嗎
No,hold on.I got this.I was going to ask how to make money fast?That's what other people are asking. 不 等等 我知道 我是要問(wèn) 如何快速賺錢 別人在問(wèn)這個(gè)問(wèn)題
No.Wait,how fast?So now I'm donating .Thank you. 不 等等 有多快 現(xiàn)在我在捐血漿了 謝謝
which,by the way,also one way to lose a little weight.Joe looking good.What's your secret?Less blood. 順便說(shuō)一句 這也是減肥的好方法 喬 身材不錯(cuò) 有什么秘訣 血更少了
Hey,you guys,so .My name is Joe and I appreciate it.Thank you. 你們真棒 我是喬 謝謝你們 謝謝
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