《柯南脫口秀》第40期:出色的品格

Don't laugh.I'm serious. 別笑啊 我說(shuō)真的

Whatever.Anyway,I wanted to talk about something tonight,we do this occasionally on the show, 隨便了吧 總之 我想說(shuō)件事 今晚我們偶爾在節(jié)目上這么做

We do a comedy bit with our master bill tall.Here's a picture of him. 我們會(huì)請(qǐng)道具師比爾·托兒做段小品 這是他的照片

And that photo really captures bill's stellar personality. 這張照片捕捉到了比爾出色的品格

Yeah,sure,that's good soup.what soup?What are you talking about?Why not? 是啊 這湯真不錯(cuò) 什么啊 你說(shuō)什么呢 行啊

Ok,well,I said,we do the with bill where he shows us exactly what he's going to do. 我說(shuō)了 我們會(huì)做一個(gè)小節(jié) 比爾會(huì)展示他要做什么

But you have to make sure it's New England chowder,not that red kind,whatever call that red kind. 不過(guò)你得確定是蛤蜊巧達(dá)濃湯 不是紅的那種 不管他叫什么

Andy,what the hell are you talking about? 安迪 你說(shuō)什么呢

I mean,come on,who orders soup at hooters! 拜托 誰(shuí)在貓頭鷹餐廳叫湯啊

Ok,Jeff,what's wrong with Andy?Andy is a repeat.Andy is a repeat? 杰夫 安迪什么毛病啊 安迪是個(gè)重播 安迪是個(gè)重播

Yeah,today Andy had to run to dentist during the commercial break so this Andy is a rerun from the October 15,2014 show. 是啊 今天的安迪在廣告期間去看牙醫(yī)了 所以這位安迪是14年10月15日節(jié)目的重播

What?He's a rerun Andy?I didn't konw we could do that. 什么 他是重播安迪 還有這技能嗎

You know,my son is a teenager but God bless him,he still loves . 我兒子也十幾歲 但保佑他 他還喜歡雕南瓜燈呢

Jeff,how am I supposed to do the show with Andy saying crap from six months ago? 杰夫 他這樣說(shuō)半年前的事 我怎么做節(jié)目啊