《柯南脫口秀》第28期:重大體育賽事

Good news for republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote,so probably won't make a difference. 對(duì)共和黨來(lái)說(shuō) 好消息是30歲以下的人 只有6個(gè)人會(huì)去投票 所以也無(wú)所謂了

day for sports in Baltimore.This was weird. 巴爾的摩今天的體育比賽很怪 很怪的一件事

Today the Orioles and the White Sox played their game in front of a completely empty stadium. 今天 金鶯對(duì)和白襪隊(duì)要在空曠的體育場(chǎng)內(nèi)打比賽

It was the first major sporting even to be played for an empty stadium, 這是首個(gè)在空曠體育場(chǎng)內(nèi)舉行的重大體育賽事 

unless you count every professional soccer game in America.See the problem there. 除非你算上美國(guó)所有的足球比賽 似乎是有問(wèn)題

People mad about that one.I forgot it's soccer night at the show. 大家好不開心啊 我忘記今晚是足球之夜了

We have a lot of fans.You're not passing .You're just passing on information.Exactly,yeah. 很多足球迷在場(chǎng) 你并沒(méi)有指責(zé)什么 只是陳述事實(shí)而已 是啊

Tomorrow,tomorrow is the start of the NFL draft. 明天是美國(guó)橄欖球聯(lián)盟選秀的開始

This year it will be simulcast on ESPN and court TV. 今年將同時(shí)在娛樂(lè)體育節(jié)目電視網(wǎng)和法庭頻道播出

I don't know if anyone here got the new apple watch. 不知道在座是否有人有買新的蘋果手表

People are complaining the new apple watch doesn't work as well for anyone with a on their wrist. 大家在抱怨新款蘋果手表 對(duì)手腕上有紋身的人來(lái)說(shuō)不太方便

Yeah,so tattoo on your wrist or apple watch,you have to choose which way you want to be a douche bag. 那么 要么是手腕上有紋身 要么戴蘋果手表 你得選擇要以什么樣的方式做個(gè)二貨

It's your choice.Is what I'm sawing.you decide. 選擇權(quán)在你 我就是這個(gè)意思 你來(lái)決定

Hold on.I'm getting a call.Hold on.Great if I said that and I was wearing one. 等等 有人打電話來(lái)了 等等 如果我戴著這么說(shuō)就好玩了

All douche bags.So hold on a second. 你們這群二貨 等等