笑話(huà)：好運(yùn)與霉運(yùn)

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有只青蛙跑去算命。

The fortuneteller looks at his little webbed palm and says, "Aha! You're about to meet a beautiful young lady who is going to want to know everything about you."

算命師看著他小小的有蹼手掌說(shuō)道：“啊哈!你即將遇見(jiàn)一名美麗小姑娘，她想了解關(guān)于你的一切。”

The frog says, "Thanks! I'm going to run right back to the pond so I won't miss her."

青蛙說(shuō)：“太感謝了!那我得趕緊回池塘去，免得和她錯(cuò)過(guò)。”

The fortuneteller says, "You won't meet her at the pond. You're going to meet her in her freshman biology class.

算命師說(shuō)：“你不會(huì)在池塘遇到她，而是在她大學(xué)一年級(jí)的生物課上。”